Thursday, 6 July 2017

Only Fools Wait in Line

One and a half hours to departure time, and I stood in line at Murtala Muhammed International  Airport, Lagos, gazing in despair at the long security line that snaked through the hall. "It was long, but at least it was moving consistently", I consoled myself.  The announcements boomed from the speakers in the new brightly lit portion of the departure hall. We trudged along inching down the eternal line.

I heard some rustling behind, and a voice asked to be excused. Without thinking, I stepped aside, and a lady, with her luggage in tow brushed past me, making her way rapidly down the line.  A few minutes later, another passenger breezed by me. I noted that the first lady was already at the security point. The line moved slowly. I wondered what flight the people rushing through were catching. It also suddenly occurred to me that airlines usually send someone to expedite their passengers through the security lines, if they are checked in and the plane is about to depart. I resolved to guard the line the next time someone came through.

The next set of people were a pair of presumably gentlemen. A light-skinned man probably in his late fifties, accompanied by a man who was about twenty years younger. When they got to me, the older man bellowed :"excuse me!" forcefully. I breathed deep and asked them boldly but politely, why they needed to pass through, since we were each trying to catch a flight. The older gentleman explained that he was running late and needed to catch his flight. I asked him what flight he was on and what time it was departing. A flash of irritation crossed his face, and he retorted that I did not need to know, then curtly asked me to step aside. Oh boy! Well, I politely let him know that he could not pass through. It was my place in line and I had the right to cede it to whomever I wanted to. He threatened to move me out, if I did not move. I dug my heels in and stood akimbo with my arms gripping each side of the rail. To my surprise, this man shamelessly and forcefully tried to push me aside.

How did I get here? I wondered in a surreal moment: being shoved aside by an elderly man at the international airport in Lagos. More importantly was how do I get out of this mess? Remember that there was a hall full of people all around me. In fact some people muttered indicating I should just let him pass. I started calling for security, as I realized that the man emboldened by the onlookers inaction, could very well land me a slap, and he was pushing me more forcibly, as I resisted by shifting the weight on my legs to counter his push, while trying to maintain as much dignity as one can muster in such a situation. The situation was rapidly deteriorating, and I quickly scanned through my options for a graceful exit. Two airport security men finally showed up. After listening to my complaint, one of them reprimanded him lightly, saying he should have "asked me nicely". "That's not the point!" I thought. "When you ask for something, you may get an affirmative or negative response" in this case, my response was negative. The security did not seem to think it was such a big deal that he assaulted me when he did not get the response he desired. I explained to the security that he had "asked" me, but he refused to volunteer his flight information, to aid in my decision on whether to let him through or not. The security man then asked him what flight he was rushing to catch. Well when he finally deigned to respond, it turned out we were trying to catch the same flight! Needless to say, I ensured he stayed behind me the rest of the way. He and his colleagues spent the next few minutes taunting me, meanly calling me the "line police", and accusing me of infringing on their freedom of movement, and railing at how this could never happen in the United States. "At least on that last point we agreed", I thought, with the smug satisfaction that their comments were coming from behind me.

Such an incident can and does occur in Nigeria, not because the people are particularly unruly, but because we let it happen- Yes, you and I, if you are a Nigerian in Nigeria. The man in question, judging by his accent must have spent at least twenty years living in the United States of America, and was probably just visiting. He knew better. He was perfectly capable of conforming in a law abiding society. It is the people in line who stepped aside to let him pass, the people who looked the other way when he assaulted me, that make Nigeria lawless. It is the airport security that did not see anything seriously wrong with the man's actions, and as such treated the incident with levity. It is you and I. So, if you jump queues, if you step aside and let people jump the queue, or if you look the other way when someone plucks up the courage to address the queue jumper, then you and only you are Nigeria's problem. Not anyone else. Do something today. You are Nigeria. Change the Nigerian story.